---"Gilligan 2000, wave of the future… hey skipper! Where we goin' today?" - AJ

---"Yo homie, Gilligan, we's goin' back to the islands!" -Howie, in reply to AJ

---"I'd like to ask Nickay, what's his wildest fantasay?" - girl on phone

---"Fantasay? Fantasay?" - Kevin in a weird voice

---"Me and Puff go way back" - Nick

---"Yeah Nick, Puff the Magic Dragon!" - AJ

---"WHAT? I didn't know about that." - Nick

---"Nick, there's a lot you don't know." - Howie (in reply)

---"……" - Nick (in other words, silence!)

"I kinda did my hair more sophisticated. I'm kind of sick of that old blond parted down the middle kinda rubbish." - Nick

"They go on about the size of my nostrils and about them sucking things up." - Brian (who dared to say that?!? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind!!!)

"People always jump out at me and I'm like "Ahhhh!" - Howie

"I said that I wore socks in bed at night and everyone keeps taking the mickey out of me about it." - Howie

"My weakness is peanut butter. Oh my gosh. I could eat peanut butter on anything! I like peanut butter and jam on Ritz crackers - I could eat those babies all day!" - Kevin

"Everyone was afraid of me 'coz I was such a freak. No one would come near me, they were like 'What the hell's wrong with him, he's so weird!' I didn't fit in." - AJ

"I want to be crazy forever, even when I'm 80!" - Nick

"I'm a camera hostage!" - Nick

"We eatin' breakfast!" - Howie

"I've got a question… Is there a big towel in here? Coz I've gotta stcik my head in the sink!" - Kevin

""I have no idea what he just said, but I'm assuming it's about the video shoot." - AJ

"So I went on TV and made a fool of myself." - Nick

"I was bouncing around from hair, to makeup, to facial… hair!" - Brian

"This is called the retro-cowboys-R-us-AJ-lookalike!" - Brian

--- "What up? Gettin' makeup! AHHH!" - Brian

--- "Makeup and hair, good morning." - AJ (sounding very bored)

"Do mermaids exist? Of course they do, I used to work at Disney, I saw them all the time - The Little Mermaid!" - Kevin

---"Is this the video where you're by the car and it's raining?" - Brian

---"Oh man that's Take That!" - Howie (in reply)

---"No my name is not Gary Barlow!" - Brian

"I still haven't gotten used to the baked beans in the morning yet." - Howie